Say what?!
Customer: Last time I was here, you were expecting.
Me: Uhh, no. I was just fatter.
*smacks customer’s forhead*
Mini Baked Alaska
Many moons ago, in a galaxy far, far, far away… I was a Baked Alaska whore. I really was. Ask my doctor. She’s still trying to get me to give up ice cream for my cholesterol’s sake.

These mini Baked Alaska pies by Zoe Bakes are adorable and now I really want to get back into making this divine dessert in my kitchen. I’m bringing sexy (desserts) back, kids. Oh, yes, I am! Whoot.
To Do:
I’m making a coach bag for winter. I don’t have one, and I have always wanted one, so I got crackin’ last night.
I created a pattern based on a photo I found online of purse style that I loved, cut out the main fabric and some of the interfacing, but there is much more to do before it’s ready for prime time. Hence this list to keep me focused and on track.
Please feel free to ignore this post in its entirety unless you also sew.
Purse To Dos:
Misc. To Dos:
How to quit Facebook… for realz
I don’t get much in the way of email anymore because I’m a recluse, but of the few I got this week, one was the most useful I have gotten in a very long time. Facebook sent me a reply to my request to have my account that’s been deactivated permanently deleted. I wasn’t shocked that they buried the method to do it myself on their site and then conveniently neglected to tell anyone. That’s one of the reasons I hate Facebook with a burning passion.
I digress. Since they were kind enough to give me the steps to do it myself after weeks of begging them to do it for me since I couldn’t find a method myself, they send them the following, and I’m posting it so the rest of you searching how to delete your account can do it yourselves, too.
1. Log in to your Facebook account.
2. Click the “Help” link at the bottom of any page.
3. Select the “Privacy” link from the “Using Facebook” section of the Help Center.
4. Click the “I want to permanently delete my account” link toward the bottom of the page.Please keep in mind that once your account is deleted, you will not be able to reactivate the account or retrieve any of the content or information you have added.
You’re welcome, one and all.
Addendum: It will take up to 14 days for the account to be deleted after your follow the above steps. It’s not instantaneous.